Is That A Flirtation?

alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

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swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto

swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto

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ladyofthelagoon:

renegadepineapple:

brownpaperpackagestiedupinstring:

This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.

fUck

one year the university of chicago’s admission essay was “relate play-doh to plato” and i wish i could have applied and just sent this picture

ladyofthelagoon:

renegadepineapple:

brownpaperpackagestiedupinstring:

This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.

fUck

one year the university of chicago’s admission essay was “relate play-doh to plato” and i wish i could have applied and just sent this picture

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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neitherheavenorhell:

I realized that my eyes were closed and opened them. Augustus was staring at me, his blue eyes closer to me than they’d ever been, and behind him, a crowd of people three deep had sort of circled around us. They were angry, I thought. Horrified. These teenagers, with their hormones, making out beneath a video broadcasting the shattered voice of a former father. I pulled away from Augustus, and he snuck a peck onto my forehead as I stared down at my Chuck Taylors. And then they started clapping. All the people, all these adults, just started clapping, and one shouted “Bravo!” in a European accent. Augustus, smiling, bowed. Laughing, I curtsied ever so slightly, which was met with another round of applause.

neitherheavenorhell:

I realized that my eyes were closed and opened them. Augustus was staring at me, his blue eyes closer to me than they’d ever been, and behind him, a crowd of people three deep had sort of circled around us. They were angry, I thought. Horrified. These teenagers, with their hormones, making out beneath a video broadcasting the shattered voice of a former father.
I pulled away from Augustus, and he snuck a peck onto my forehead as I stared down at my Chuck Taylors. And then they started clapping. All the people, all these adults, just started clapping, and one shouted “Bravo!” in a European accent. Augustus, smiling, bowed.
Laughing, I curtsied ever so slightly, which was met with another round of applause.

(via i-left-because-of-love)

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

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luciand29:

WHAT HAVE I DONE????

It’s Rick Riordan’s fault! U.U

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im-olaf-and-i-like-warm-hugs:

world-of-tazcraft:

slutp1g:

the most anticipated thing in television history

WHAT

you guys, they all have the same exact face (even cartmen, his is just wider) what the hell did you freaking expect?

im-olaf-and-i-like-warm-hugs:

world-of-tazcraft:

slutp1g:

the most anticipated thing in television history

WHAT

you guys, they all have the same exact face (even cartmen, his is just wider) what the hell did you freaking expect?

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

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fuckneopetsgetneopoints:

playerauditore:

YOU CAN NEVER EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THEY DIDNT WIN THE CG AWARD, ID BE FUCKING RUNNING OUT THE ROOM IF THIS WAS 3-FUCKING-D

imagine if it was advertised like that, “…also available in 3-FUCKING-D!”

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